31 July 1970 Posted on July 30, 2012 by Staff The last day of the rum ration in the Royal Navy. Share on Facebook Share Share on TwitterTweet Share on LinkedIn Share Famous Words of Inspiration..."Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name. We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing! Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom! Beep! Honk! Honk! Ha-ha. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze!" Homer Simpson — Click here for more from Homer Simpson Related posts: 4 November 1970 5 March 1970 11 April 1970 4 July 1569 18 July 1984 25 July 1993 31 July 1992 8 July 1099